If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn Keep You From The Rose.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.