If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Marriage Is A Wonderful Institution, But Who Wants To Live In An Institution?

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I Love To Read. My Education Is Self-inflicted