If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You Don't Need To Teach Me--i Already Know How!

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.