Don't Let The Fear Of The Thorn

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend. I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception. I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. I Have Had A Perfectly Wonderful Evening, But This Wasn't It. I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.