Military Intelligence Is A Contradiction In Terms.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

I Worked My Way Up From Nothing To A State Of Extreme Poverty.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.