I Was Born At A Very Early

In France, For Example, It Is Not Unusual For A Husband To Have A Wife And A Mistress. However, If In Addition To These Two He's Also Having A Fling With A Fringe Tootsie, Both The Wife And The Mistress Are Outraged And The Combination Lover, Husband, And Cheat May Well Wind Up With A Large French Bread Knife Between His Ribs.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.