If You Find It Hard To Laugh

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

[he] May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot.

If You Find It Hard To Laugh At Yourself, I Would Be Happy To Do It For You.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!