Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Who Are You Going To Believe, Me Or Your Own Eyes?

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

Let There Be Dancing In The Streets, Drinking In The Saloons, And Necking In The Parlor.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.