Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

Money Frees You From Doing Things You Dislike. Since I Dislike Doing Nearly Everything, Money Is Handy.

My Mother Loved Children - She Would Have Given Anything If I Had Been One.

When I Invite A Woman To Dinner, I Expect Her To Look At My Face. That's The Price She Has To Pay.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.