Who Are You Going To Believe, Me

If I Held You Any Closer I Would Be On The Other Side Of You.

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back My Introduction To You?

A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast.

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.