Do You Suppose I Could Buy Back

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Hail, Hail Freedonia, Land Of The Free!

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.