Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

Remember Men, You Are Fighting For The Ladies Honor, Which Is Probably More Than She Ever Did.

We Took Pictures Of The Native Girls, But They Weren't Developed. . . But We're Going Back Next Week.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

Age Is Not A Particularly Interesting Subject. Anyone Can Get Old. All You Have To Do Is Live Long Enough.

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.