Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Shall

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

The Months Before My Son Was Born, I Used To Yell From Night To Morn, 'whatever It Is, I'm Against It! No Matter What It Is Or Who Commenced It, I'm Against It!'

I'm Not Crazy About Reality, But It's Still The Only Place To Get A Decent Meal.