Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books