I Don't Have Change I'd Have To

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

The Difference Between A Politician And A Snail Is That The Snail Leaves Its Slime Behind. Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

You're Heading For A Breakdown. Why Don't You Pull Yourself To Pieces?

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.