I Don't Have Change I'd Have To

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.