I Was Married By A Judge. I

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

Well, Art Is Art, Isn't It? Still, On The Other Hand, Water Is Water. And East Is East And West Is West And If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Applesauce They Taste Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does. Now You Tell Me What You Know.

When Discovered By His Wife, Kissing The Maid, Groucho Said, "i Was Just Whispering In Her Mouth"

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

Always Examine The Dice.