I Was Married By A Judge. I

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus