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Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

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Before You Speak, Make Certain You Have Something Worthwhile To Say.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

If You Are Not Having Fun You Are Doing Something Wrong.