The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

If We Had Some Eggs We Could Have Eggs And Ham, If We Had Some Ham.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!

I Think You've Got Something There, But I'll Wait Outside Until You Clean It Up.

Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies Like A Banana

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.