The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Man Does Not Control His Own Fate. The Women In His Life Do That For Him.

The Arab And The Camel Are Inseparable. It's Been Said That And Arab Would Give Up His Wife Rather Than Give Up His Camel. Personally, I Haven't Got A Camel, But I Think It's A Great Idea.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

Marry Me And I'll Never Look At Another Horse!

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.