The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

Practically Everybody In New York Has Half A Mind To Write A Book, And Does.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.

There's Only Two Things You Can Start Without A Plan: A Riot And A Family, For Everything Else You Need A Plan.

I Did Toy With The Idea Of Doing A Cook-book . . . The Recipes Were To Be The Routine Ones: How To Make Dry Toast, Instant Coffee, Hearts Of Lettuce And Brownies. But As An Added Attraction, At No Extra Charge, My Idea Was To Put A Fried Egg On The Cover. I Think A Lot Of People Who Hate Literature But Love Fried Eggs Would Buy It If The Price Was Right.

One Of The Best Hearing Aids A Man Can Have Is An Attentive Wife.