The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

How Much Would You Want To Stand At The Wrong End Of A Shooting Gallery?

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

It's Hard To Get Ivory In Africa, But In Alabama The Tuscaloosa

I'm Leaving Because The Weather Is Too Good. I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.