Time Flies Like An Arrow; Fruit Flies

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Today's Father Day And We're Giving You A Tie, It's Not Much You Know, It's Just Our Way Of Showing You, You're A Regular Guy.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

You've Got A Goal In Life. I've Got A Goal. Now All We Need Is A Football Team.