But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

No Man Goes Before His Time - Unless The Boss Leaves Early.

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

As Soon As I Get Through With You, You'll Have A Clear Case For Divorce And So Will My Wife.

Celebrate The Cracks, Because That's How The Light Comes In.