But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

Oh, Are You From Wales? Do You Know A Fella Named Jonah-he Used To Live In Whales For A While

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.