Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.