I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

I Have An Agreement With The Houseflies. The Flies Don't Practice Law And I Don't Walk On The Ceiling.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.

Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.