Women Should Be Obscene, Not Heard.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.