You've Got A Goal In Life. I've

I Started Smoking As Soon As I Went On The Stage. I'd Make Cigars Out Of The Morning World When I Was A Kid.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Cannot Say That I Don't Disagree With You.