You've Got A Goal In Life. I've

Take Two Turkeys, One Goose, Four Cabbages, But No Duck, And Mix Them Together. After One Taste, You'll Duck Soup For The Rest Of Your Life

My Experience Is That People Are Most Likely To Listen To Reason When In Bed.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.