Always Examine The Dice.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Time Wounds All Heels.

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket

[mrs. Teasdale]: He's Had A Change Of Heart. [groucho]: A Lot Of Good That'll Do Him. He's Still Got The Same Face.