Always Examine The Dice.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Why Would I Want To Join An Organization That Would Encourage People Like Myself To Become Members.

With The Possible Exception Of Clothes, Beauty Salons And Frank Sinatra, There Are Few Subjects All Women Agree Upon.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?