I Would Never Join A Country Club

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Anyone Buying This Book Is Going To Be Out A Tidy Sum If He Is Sucked In By The Title. I Wish I Could Write A Real Sexy Book That Would Be Barred From The Mails. Apparently Nothing Whets A Reader's Appetite For Literature More Than The News That The Author Has Been Thrown Into A Federal Pokey For Disturbing The Libido Of Millions Of Americans.