I Would Never Join A Country Club

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Most Young Women Do Not Welcome Promiscuous Advances. (either That, Or My Luck's Terrible.)

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.

How Do You Feel About Women's Rights? I Like Either Side Of Them.