I Love My Cigar Too, But I

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I Eat Like A Vulture. Unfortunately The Resemblance Doesn't End There.

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.