I Love My Cigar Too, But I

Before I Speak, I Have Something Important To Say.

Would You Mind Getting Off That Fly Paper And Giving The Flies A Chance?" "ahhh, You Can't Trick Me! Flies Don't Read Papers!

Making Love To Your Wife Is Like Shooting At Sitting Ducks.

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.