A Man Who Says He Can See

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

That's Bad Luck: Three On A Midget. From "at The Circus

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

If Women Dressed For Men, The Stores Wouldn't Sell Much - Just An Occasional Sun Visor.