In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

She Got Her Looks From Her Father. He's A Plastic Surgeon.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.

You Know I Could Rent You Out As A Decoy For Duck Hunters?