I Never Go To Movies Where The

I Don't Want To Join The Kind Of A Club That Accepts People Like Me As Members.

All People Are Born Alike - Except Republicans And Democrats.

Do They Allow Tipping On The Boat? - Yes, Sir. Have You Got Two Fives? - Oh, Yes, Sir. Then You Won't Need The Ten Cents I Was Going To Give You.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself