Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

I'd Like To Meet The Person Who Invented Sex And See What They're Working On Now.

Heifer Cow Is Better Than None, But This Is No Time For Puns

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.