Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv,

You're A Great Brother. You Give Us A Heart Attack Worrying About Your Heart Attack, Which You Didn't Even Have The Decency To Have!

A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

We In The Industry Know That Behind Every Successful Screenwriter Stands A Woman. And Behind Her Stands His Wife.

I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked For A Jury.

He Thinks I Look Alike!