He Thinks I Look Alike!

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

Just Give Me A Comfortable Couch, A Dog, A Good Book, And A Woman. Then If You Can Get The Dog To Go Somewhere And Read The Book, I Might Have A Little Fun.

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.