He Thinks I Look Alike!

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract As The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract-- Look, Why Should We Quarrel About A Thing Like This? We'll Take It Right Out, Eh?

Every Time Someone Turns On A Tv, I Go In The Other Room And Read.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!