He Thinks I Look Alike!

If You Take Cranberries And Stew Them Like Apple Sauce, It Tastes Much More Like Prunes Than Rhubarb Does.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again