From The Moment I Picked Your Book

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

I Must Say I Find Television Very Educational. The Minute Somebody Turns It On, I Go To The Library And Read A Good Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book. Another Version I Find Television Very Educational. Every Time Someone Turns It On, I Go In The Other Room And Read A Book.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me, It Might Go Off!

He Thinks I Look Alike!