From The Moment I Picked Your Book

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Many Years Ago I Chased A Woman For Almost Two Years, Only To Discover That Her Tastes Were Exactly Like Mine: We Both Were Crazy About Girls.

I've Met A Lot Of Pin-up Girls, But I've Never Been Able To Pin One Down

While Money Can't Buy Happiness, It Certainly Lets You Choose Your Own Form Of Misery.

You Get A Canoe Later And I'll Paddle You.