And Stop Pointing That Beard At Me,

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

Tv Is The Rat Race Of The Century.

Africa Is God's Country, And He Can Have It.

Comedians Are A Much Rarer And Far More Valuable Commodity Than All The Gold And Precious Stones In The World.