I'll Teach You To Kick Me...' You

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

Quote Me As Saying I Was Mis-quoted.

I Read In The Newspapers They Are Going To Have 30 Minutes Of Intellectual Stuff On Television Every Monday From 7:30 To 8. To Educate America. They Couldn't Educate America If They Started At 6:30.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.

She's So In Love With Me, She Doesn't Know Anything. That's Why She's In Love With Me.