Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just Have To Live Long Enough.

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.

Why Was I With Her? She Reminds Me Of You. In Fact, She Reminds Me More Of You Than You Do!

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.