Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

But What Makes Wage Slaves? Wages!

The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract As The First Part Of The Party Of The First Part Shall Be Known In This Contract-- Look, Why Should We Quarrel About A Thing Like This? We'll Take It Right Out, Eh?

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again

Here Lies Groucho Marx And Lies And Lies And Lies P.s. He Never Kissed An Ugly Girl.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.