Getting Older Is No Problem. You Just

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

Some People Claim That Marriage Interferes With Romance. There's No Doubt About It. Anytime You Have A Romance, Your Wife Is Bound To Interfere.

I Know A Member Of One Of New York's First Families (first As You Drive Up Tenth Avenue)

I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I'd Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.