If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing

I've Been Around So Long, I Knew Doris Day Before She Was A Virgin.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.

Wives Are People Who Feel They Don't Dance Enough.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

If It Gets Any Hotter In Here I Could Use A Big Fan.