I Refuse To Join Any Club That

Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me A Bribe? How Much

Each Morning When I Open My Eyes I Say To Myself: I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today.

Why Don't You Bore A Hole In Yourself And Let The Sap Run Out?

I've Been Looking For A Girl Like You - Not You, But A Girl Like You.

I Think That The Peeps Or Peppies Or Pipes Diaries Would Be Much More Popular Had There Been A Universal Pronuncation Of His Name.