If We Had Some Eggs We Could

If They'd Lower The Taxes And Get Rid Of The Smog And Clean Up The Traffic Mess, I Really Believe I'd Settle Here Until The Next Earthquake.

Why, I'd Horse-whip You If I Had A Horse.

You Can Leave In A Huff. Or You Can Leave In A Minute And A Huff.

I Could Dance With You Till The Cows Come Home. Better Still, I'll Dance With The Cows And You Come Home." Groucho Marx Was Never One To Pass Up An Opportunity For A Play On Words And This Occurs In His Dialogue Of The 1933 Film Duck Soup.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip