This Would Be A Better Place For

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

Always Examine The Dice.

Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar.