This Would Be A Better Place For

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

A Black Cat Crossing Your Path Signifies That The Animal Is Going Somewhere.

Be Open Minded, But Not So Open Minded That Your Brains Fall Out.

Three Years Ago I Came To Florida Without A Nickel In My Pocket. Now I've Got A Nickel In My Pocket