I Have Nothing But Respect For You

He Thinks I Look Alike!

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

Only One Man In A Thousand Is A Leader Of Men -- The Other 999 Follow Women.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.