I Hope They Bury Me Near A

A Hospital Bed Is A Parked Taxi With The Meter Running.

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.

This Would Be A Better Place For Children If Parents Had To Eat Spinach.

I Don't Know. When I Was Born There Was A Nurse Taking Care Of Me." "what's The Matter? Couldn't The Nurse Take Care Of Herself?" "sure She Could. I Just Found That Out Too Late.

When You're In Jail, A Good Friend Will Be Trying To Bail You Out. A Best Friend Will Be In The Cell Next To You Saying, 'damn, That Was Fun.'