I've Been Looking For A Girl Like

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.

Chico: "here's The Book, It's A Dollar" Groucho: "here's A Ten, And Shoot The Change." Chico: "i Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books.

The Only Game I Like To Play Is "old Maid", Providing She's Not Too Old

A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The Effrontery To Complain Of The Aroma Of A Fine Dollar Cigar.