I've Been Looking For A Girl Like

I've Got The Brain Of A Four Year Old. I'll Bet He Was Glad To Be Rid Of It.

You're The Most Beautiful Woman I've Ever Seen, And That's Not Saying Much For You

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.

Now That You're Secretary Of War, What Kind Of An Army Do You Think We Ought To Have?