Humor Is Reason Gone Mad.

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

Life Is A Whim Of Several Billion Cells To Be You For A While

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

You Call This A Party? The Beer Is Warm, The Women Cold And I'm Hot Under The Collar.