I Came Here For A Party And

Gentlemen, Chicolini Here May Talk Like An Idiot, And Look Like An Idiot, But Don't Let That Fool You: He Really Is An Idiot. I Implore You, Send Him Back To His Father And Brothers, Who Are Waiting For Him With Open Arms In The Penitentiary. I Suggest That We Give Him Ten Years In Leavenworth, Or Eleven Years In Twelveworth.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

I Can See You In The Kitchen Bending Over A Hot Stove, And I Can't See The Stove

Come On In Girls, And Leave All Hope Behind.

Television Is Where You Watch People In Your Living Room That You Would Not Want Near Your House.