Come On In Girls, And Leave All

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

No, Groucho Is Not My Real Name. I Am Breaking It In For A Friend.

In Hollywood, Brides Keep The Bouquets And Throw Away The Groom.

If You Want To See A Comic Strip, You Should See Me In The Shower.

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood