Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

Ever Since They Found Out That Lassie Was A Boy, The Public Has Believed The Worst About Hollywood

I Came Here For A Party And What Do I Get? Nothing. Not Even Ice Cream.

I, Not Events, Have The Power To Make Me Happy Or Unhappy Today. I Can Choose Which It Shall Be. Yesterday Is Dead, Tomorrow Hasn't Arrived Yet. I Have Just One Day, Today, And I'm Going To Be Happy In It.

Money Cannot Buy You Happiness, And Happiness Cannot Buy You Money. That Might Be A Wise Crack, But I Doubt It.

Madam, You're Making History, In Fact, You're Making Me, And I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To Yourself