Believe Me, You Have To Get Up

Send Two Dozen Roses To Room 424 And Put "emily, I Love You" On The Back Of The Bill.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I Shall Drink No #‎ Wine Before It's Time! Ok, It's Time.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

The Admission Fee Was A Viper's Tongue And A Half-concealed Stiletto. It Was A Sort Of Intellectual Slaughterhouse.