Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

I Hope They Bury Me Near A Strait Man

Don't Be Silly. I'll Write You Twice A Week.

Here's To Our Wives And Girlfriends...may They Never Meet!

If You Were A Man, You'd Go Into Business For Yourself. I Know A Fellow Who Started Out Last Year With Just A Canoe. Now He's Got More Women Than You Can Shake A Stick At, If That's Your Idea Of A Good Time.

Go, And Never Darken My Towels Again