I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

Some Day There Will Have To Be Some New Rules Established About Name-calling. I Don't Mean The Routine Cursing That Goes On Between Husband And Wife, But The Naming Of Defenseless, Unsuspecting Babies.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

I'm Not Going To Pay Good Money To Join A Club That Lets In People Like Me.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.