I Wish You'd Keep My Hands To

Bel Air, I Am Convinced, Was Laid Out By Some Diabolic Sadist Who Deliberately Decided Not To Use A Compass Or A Surveyor.

Thirteen At A Table Is Unlucky Only, When The Hostess Has Only Twelve Chops.

Clowns Work As Well As Aspirin, But Twice As Fast.

It Is Impossible To Design Anything That Is Foolproof Because Fools Are So Ingenious.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.