Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

There's One Thing I Always Wanted To Do Before I Quit... Retire!

You've Forgotten Those June Nights At The Riviera...the Night I Drank Champagne From Your Slipper - Two Quarts. It Would Have Been More But You Were Wearing Inner Soles.

My Plans Are Still In Embryo, A Town On The Edge Of Wishful Thinking.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

To Write An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx Would Be As Asinine As To Read An Autobiography Of Groucho Marx.