Marriage Is The Chief Cause Of Divorce.

I'm Not Feeling Very Well - I Need A Doctor Immediately. Ring The Nearest Golf Course.

I Never Forget A Face, But In Your Case I'll Be Glad To Make An Exception.

Money Will Not Make You Happy, And Happy Will Not Make You Money.

This Isn't A Particularly Novel Observation, But The World Is Full Of People Who Think They Can Manipulate The Lives Of Others Merely By Getting A Law Passed.

He's So Full Of Alcohol, If You Put A Lighted Wick In His Mouth He'd Burn For Three Days.