Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

A Child Of Five Would Understand This. Send Someone To Fetch A Child Of Five.

I Know, I Know - You're A Woman Who's Had A Lot Of Tough Breaks. Well, We Can Clean And Tighten Those Brakes, But You'll Have To Stay In The Garage All Night.

I Hate London When It's Not Raining.

A Cigar Makers Organization Once Said That I Was The Most Famous Cigar Smoker In The World. I Dont Know If Thats True, But Once While Visiting Havana, I Went To A Cigar Factory. There Were Four Hundred People There Rolling Cigars, And When They Saw Me, They All Stood Up And Applauded.