I Was Going To Thrash Them Within

I've Known And Respected Your Husband For Many Years, And What's Good Enough For Him Is Good Enough For Me

Policeman: "a Hermit Eh? Then Why's Your Table Set For Four?" Groucho: "that's Nothing. My Alarm Clock Is Set For Eight.

A Man's Only As Old As The Woman He Feels.

I Think Women Are Sexy When They Got Some Clothes On. And If Later They Take Them Off Then You've Triumphed. Somebody Once Said It's What You Dont See You're Interested In, And This Is True.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.