The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living

Love Had Forged Ahead So Swiftly That In No Time It Had Displaced Agriculture As The Leading Industry Of The Period. To Anyone Who Has Tried Both, This Wont Come As Much Of A Surprise.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Alimony Is Like Buying Hay For A Dead Horse.

I Never Go To Movies Where The Hero's Tits Are Bigger Than The Heroine's.

I Have A Mind To Join A Club And Beat You Over The Head With It.