The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living

I Would Never Join A Country Club With Standards So Low As To Allow Me As A Member.

I Refuse To Join Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member.

There's One Way To Find Out If A Man Is Honest - Ask Him. If He Says, 'yes,' You Know He Is A Crook.

If You're Not Having Fun, You're Doing Something Wrong.

Two Women At A Resort Discussed Dinner: "the Food Here Is Lousy," The First Noted. "you're Right! And Such Small Portions!!" The Second Added